A poll with two bad words in it

Those two wretched words are "faith" and "homeopathy". Please go kill it. Kill it, then burn it, then piss on the ashes, then use the ashes to fertilize a field and grow a tall stand of grass, then burn that, and then use the field as a fecal lagoon where you toss the waste from raising pigs, which you turn into bacon, thereby salvaging something useful from it.

See? I can too be an optimistic dreamer.

Do you have faith in homeopathy?

Yes: it works 68%
No: it's nonsense 26%
I've an open mind on it 5%

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