Those two wretched words are "faith" and "homeopathy". Please go kill it. Kill it, then burn it, then piss on the ashes, then use the ashes to fertilize a field and grow a tall stand of grass, then burn that, and then use the field as a fecal lagoon where you toss the waste from raising pigs, which you turn into bacon, thereby salvaging something useful from it.
See? I can too be an optimistic dreamer.
Do you have faith in homeopathy?
Yes: it works 68%
No: it's nonsense 26%
I've an open mind on it 5%
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