I get email

I think this one was more of a wrong number.

Found you online and had a question…

Hi, my name is Susan Dahl. I did a search online for Christians and I came across you. It would be great to have more info about what you are sharing online for the benefit and help of others.

I am writing because I would like to find some new friends who have a walk with the Lord in the Puget Sound area. Even in the Northwest, there are still some of us out there!

I look forward to hearing from you.

God bless you,

Susan Dahl

It's OK. I've decided to name my penis "The Lord" just so these spammy Christian emails will make a little more sense.

Praise the Lord!

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