There are some arguments you lose by engaging

It's the meta-argument that's especially hilarious: here's a facebook argument over who would win in a fight, Batman or Jesus. The Christians are taking it quite seriously, insisting that Jesus would win. The magic moment is when one declares, "And you're neglecting the fact that bruce wayne is FICTIONAL!!!"

Yes? And?

Besides, everyone knows the Batman would so kick Jesus' ass.

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