I'm beryllium?

This is moderately weird: it's a periodic table of atheists, and I've been assigned an atomic number of 4, which makes me a rare, brittle, and highly toxic metal with a high melting point. Does anyone else look at these charts and try to draw inferences from chemical properties to the individual?

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