News of the Unfortunate: Topless Sheriff Edition

A sheriff's deputy who is accused of going topless at a campground has been fired and charged with indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.

Dawn Rene Roberson, 38, of Royal, was fired Wednesday after she turned herself in on the misdemeanor charges.

According to incident reports, a marine patrol deputy and a park ranger told a topless Roberson to cover up in separate encounters Sunday.

Oh come on. Why you got to hate on the topless police? I would frankly feel much safer if all the police went topless. It gives it that air of familiarity that I have grown to love in law enforcement.

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