#boobquake

It has come to my attention that a number of people are risking catastrophic seismic activity today by exposing n00bs. This so-called "n00bquake" frightens me, and not just because I live in earthquake country. If the internet is flooded with n00bs today, the consequences could be tragic. We face the spectacle of people hot-linking images on other people's servers -- and then, when admonished, asking what sausages have to do with anything; Of putting their names or handles at the end of their posts even when their usernames automatically appear beside their posts -- like there's no…