When I was a kid there were no boy scouts. Well, there were, but not exactly where I lived. There were cub scouts and I was a member, and older kids in my neighborhood were boy scouts, but then somehow when it came time for me to leave the Cub Scouts and join Boy Scouts, they had mysteriously disappeared, so instead, I joined a different group, the Young Marines. We Young Marines ate boy scouts for snacks.
[ADDED: I've noticed that this petition is getting signatures at a rate of hundreds per minute.]
But anyway...I actually have very little sympathy for people who join the Scouts and…
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