David Bohm

Blame Bryan O'Sullivan for this-- after his comment about misreading "Bohmian Mechanics" as "Bohemian Mechanics," I couldn't get this silly idea out of my head. And this is the result. I like to think that this was Brian May's first draft (he does have a Ph.D. in astrophysics, after all), before Freddie Mercury got hold of it: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Do objects have real states Or just probabilities? Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see Studying quantum (poor boy), I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go A little psi, little rho No interpretation ever…