Green Porno
cwilcox | March 25, 2009I'd forgotten how unbelievably awesome Isabella Rossellini's Green Pornos were. And, what do you know - I find out they're doing new ones, premiering April 1st, focused on sea creatures!
Oh, yeah, I'll be sharing as soon as I can.
Anyhow, here's an oldie but goodie:
(Not Safe for... well, I dunno. It's just dirty. But it's not TECHNICALLY not safe for work or kids...)
PS You MUST take the quiz to see what kind of green porno star you are. It has the best questions EVER. Like "I always arrive with a) Flowers or b) Birth Control"
For those who are now dying to know, here are my results: