Imre Salusinszky

Whenever we had bean salad, my Dad would always ask "What's that?" When told what it was, he would say "Don't tell me what it's been, tell me what it is now!" That's a Dad joke. The defining properties of a Dad joke are that it is not funny and that Dad keeps repeating it. In their ongoing war on science The Australian is now committing war crimes by deploying Dad jokes (which I recall were banned by the Geneva Convention in 1949). Imre Salusinszky, who declared global warming to be dead in January of last year has repeated the same unfunny joke this January: Last year, other parts of the…
Imre Salusinszky in a column in the The Australian declares that global warming is dead because: last year was the coldest year since 2001. Apparently he doesn't read The Australian which just five days earlier reported: "2010 warmest year on record". Salusinszky's logic is this: According to the Bureau of Meteorology, 2010 was Australia's coldest year since 2001. Since logic tells us the planet can't be getting hotter and colder at the same time, we can confidently pronounce global warming dead, buried and comprehensively beaten. It is unclear whether the problem is that Salusinszky is…