outsourced presidency

tags: satire, humor, comedy, outsourcing employees, presidency A friend sent me this hilarious story, which I rewrote and updated and share with you here. "I just don't understand why no one likes me," exclaimed a confused Mr. Bush. Washington, DC -- Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of April 20, 2008. This action is being undertaken to save economically-challenged American taxpayers the cost of the President's $500,000 annual salary, along with a record $9.37 trillion national deficit that Mr. Bush…