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I Warned You About the Manatees!

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Don’t say I didn’t warn you. We have irrefutable evidence that the manatees are attacking. We’re only now gaining insights into their advance technology. Only a week ago did I say to Sandy:

And I’m obsessed with manatees, not chimeras. That is, unless the matatees devise some sort of manatee/lobster chimera. That would really freak me out.

Never did I think I could be so right, yet so wrong, at the same time. This site contains some odd pictures demonstrating what happens when animal-animal chimeras go wrong. Included is the photo above — the MANAPHANT, or manatee/elephant chimera. The manabster can only be around the corner.

BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID!!

(Via Biomes Blog.)

Comments

  1. #1 Mustafa Mond, FCD
    January 16, 2007

    But “Oh, the huge manaphant” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

  2. #2 Mustafa Mond, FCD
    January 16, 2007

    That is vaguely reminiscent of anomalocaris.

  3. #3 Sandra Porter
    January 16, 2007

    Hmmmm. Hippos and dophins have a common ancestor. Maybe, with the water so crowded with boats and such, the manatees are planning to invade land.

  4. #4 Shelley Batts
    January 16, 2007

    Well manatees’ closet living relative is the elephant, so not too surprising. Elephants are far, far smarter though.

  5. #5 afarensis
    January 16, 2007

    I want one as a pet!

  6. #6 mk
    October 12, 2007

    dude. thats not true. manatees are harmless creatures.
    shut up.

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