& Ceiling Cat wuz in his holey Kitteh Kondo base speekin un2 me & sed, u iz sais un2 Greg:
u iz go RITE NAO un2 teh LOLTheist blawg, & u sais 2 teh Hi Preest d00d, o hai. i maded u sum LOLz, but i did not eated dem, & u can has dem.
& teh Hi Preest d00d shal sees dem & gets ded form teh ROFLz. & bees teh Hi Preest d00d is teh gret, 4 he can has rezerekshun & comz bak all aliev & stufs cuz we iz giv him 9 liefs.
& aftr he iz com bak all aliev & stufs, he shal sai un2 u, w00t! dese r teh funneh & meks me get ded form teh ROFLz. i can has dem on mai blawg, & all mai peeps shal seez dem, & der shall bees mush LOLOLOLing & ROFLing, & it shal bees teh gret. rly.
Nice use of Comic Sans. Very appropriate. What are you using to generate the ransom notes?
Stop calling them crackers, dammit! Have you no respect for the idea of transubstantiation? They should be considered as meat patties.
"They should be considered as meat patties."
Holy luncheon meats Batman.
Click on the upper ransom note to go to the ransom note site.
Thank you. I'd have sworn I checked for a link, but I must have only checked the bottom one.
No, I just added it.
& Ceiling Cat wuz in his holey Kitteh Kondo base speekin un2 me & sed, u iz sais un2 Greg:
u iz go RITE NAO un2 teh LOLTheist blawg, & u sais 2 teh Hi Preest d00d, o hai. i maded u sum LOLz, but i did not eated dem, & u can has dem.
& teh Hi Preest d00d shal sees dem & gets ded form teh ROFLz. & bees teh Hi Preest d00d is teh gret, 4 he can has rezerekshun & comz bak all aliev & stufs cuz we iz giv him 9 liefs.
& aftr he iz com bak all aliev & stufs, he shal sai un2 u, w00t! dese r teh funneh & meks me get ded form teh ROFLz. i can has dem on mai blawg, & all mai peeps shal seez dem, & der shall bees mush LOLOLOLing & ROFLing, & it shal bees teh gret. rly.
kthxbai.
Bottom image: "All hail the Holy Stri-Dex."