Pirates and zombies, oh my

But wait! There's also going to be a pirate pub crawl on the same day! What to do, what to do...

The ideal solution would be to watch from a safe location, such as the crow's nest.

Start as a pirate, and once you're (literally) staggering drunk, switch to the zombie side!

Actually, my personal dilemma is easily resolved by the date. It is a very bad idea to do a pub crawl the evening before your wife's birthday. Even if the possibility of a pirate-zombie war tempts you.

and they say there's no evidence for evoloution.;-)

Just combine the two and go as pirate zombies.

Bah!

We've been doing this at the Trash Film Orgy for years! You'da like when we showed ZOMBIE...we did a stage musical of the Zombie v. Shark scene...

AND Take your wife on the pub-crawl.

That's what I do ....

Just combine the two and go as pirate zombies.

This sounded quite novel to me, so I was surprised when "ninja pirate zombies" pulled up 4 pages of links on Goggle.

But...but...ninjas and pirates are natural enemies!

Oh. I thought the Royal Navy was.

Captain Barbossa is not available for comment.

PZ:

But...but...ninjas and pirates are natural enemies!

Wrong. They are just secretive about their alliance.

If you doubt that this is possible, how is it there are NINJAS + PIRATES?

This is a sure sign that global warming is a hoax.

Pirates to Avg. Global Temp connection

But...but...ninjas and pirates are natural enemies!

Sure they are. So are werewolves and vampires, but I saw this documentary earlier this year with Kate Beckinsale...

It is a very bad idea to do a pub crawl the evening before your wife's birthday.

Can't you bring her along? Call it a birthday party or something.

Dang - even the evening before is off-limits? Is that like the Jewish Sabbath starting at sundown the night before?

Simple. Someone needs to organize a NINJA pub crawl!!