First, the Minnesota zombies invaded the lakes. Then there was some unpleasantness from the police when they took over the mall. Now there's going to be a zombie pub crawl in Minneapolis on Saturday, September 9. But wait! There's also going to be a pirate pub crawl on the same day! What to do, what to do…
Actually, my personal dilemma is easily resolved by the date. It is a very bad idea to do a pub crawl the evening before your wife's birthday. Even if the possibility of a pirate-zombie war tempts you.
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The ideal solution would be to watch from a safe location, such as the crow's nest.
Start as a pirate, and once you're (literally) staggering drunk, switch to the zombie side!
Actually, my personal dilemma is easily resolved by the date. It is a very bad idea to do a pub crawl the evening before your wife's birthday. Even if the possibility of a pirate-zombie war tempts you.
and they say there's no evidence for evoloution.;-)
Just combine the two and go as pirate zombies.
Bah!
We've been doing this at the Trash Film Orgy for years! You'da like when we showed ZOMBIE...we did a stage musical of the Zombie v. Shark scene...
AND Take your wife on the pub-crawl.
That's what I do ....
This sounded quite novel to me, so I was surprised when "ninja pirate zombies" pulled up 4 pages of links on Goggle.
But...but...ninjas and pirates are natural enemies!
Oh. I thought the Royal Navy was.
Captain Barbossa is not available for comment.
PZ:
Wrong. They are just secretive about their alliance.
If you doubt that this is possible, how is it there are NINJAS + PIRATES?
This is a sure sign that global warming is a hoax.
Pirates to Avg. Global Temp connection
Sure they are. So are werewolves and vampires, but I saw this documentary earlier this year with Kate Beckinsale...
It is a very bad idea to do a pub crawl the evening before your wife's birthday.
Can't you bring her along? Call it a birthday party or something.
Dang - even the evening before is off-limits? Is that like the Jewish Sabbath starting at sundown the night before?
Simple. Someone needs to organize a NINJA pub crawl!!