Whew. I’m not gay after all.

Many people sent me links to this list of bands that will turn you gay, but I held off on posting anything—it was too fishy. David Bowie, Melissa Etheridge, and Ted Nugent, sure…listen to a couple of tracks of those guys and you’ll only want to hang out with your fellow man. But Morrissey is listed as “?questionable?” and everyone knows the Grateful Dead make you lose interest in sex altogether, so I had my doubts.

Now Orac outs the author. He’s not a formerly gay televangelist; he’s a stand-up comedian.

Poor guy. I can sort of understand why he’d prefer to be known as an insane homophobe.