Shelley Does Sick.......

http://catandgirl.com/view.php?loc=26

http://www.kiteretsu.jp/on/grow3/

Art Alexakis of Everclear v. Bill O'Reilly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEVBHWjP4EU

O'Reilly thinks that people are going to confuse Everclear's made up fictional Jesus with the real Jesus. At long last, the irony meters have finally met their match.

Cat And Girl reminds me of Homer reading the Gary Larson calendar: "I don't get it.......I don't get it......I don't get it......I.....don't get it." Here>> is the funniest lab report I've ever seen, enjoy!

Check out the 9 Aug cover of the local indy rag here in Pharmboy/Coturnix-land:

http://www.indyweek.com/

And, seriously:

http://www.johnmayer.com/

Why? I joke with you all the time, but give him a couple of years more to develop lyrically so as not to piss off young ladyfolk such as yourself. His musicianship is impeccable and Martin does not just make and name a new guitar model after any lilywhite wunderboy. I'll buy you a copy of 'Continuum' when it comes out next month. Mark my words: he will be the Clapton of our generation.

Feel better, my friend - more Gatorade, less Red Bull.

Raleigh, NC's Independent Weekly's cover might help the day-afters

Photo for serenity

Time Waster

Time Waster, no thinking required

You're supposed to do the drinking first, then the Taco Bell.

* Google Maps flight simulator by Mark Caswell-Daniels.

* Here's a video of a kid getting spun in a clothes dryer.

* URL says it all: http://www.gaydog.co.uk/

* This one may be a guy thing: it's an animation of the He-Man characters recreating the Bohemian Rhapsody video.

All of these links come from the b3ta newsletter, a must for any aspiring slacker.

Ah, Brandon beat me to it. But, with a local rag like that, you just have to come to NC...

I'm sick. Note to self: eating Taco Bell and then drinking NOT a good idea.

Uh-oh, sounds like you swallowed the worm.

Camera obscura

Pop vs. soda

The VI International Parrot Convention
27-30 September 2006

Not really for the "I forgot about the first cardinal rule of drinking - no Taco Bell within 4 hours" type feeling bad, but when I get annoyed with my monkeys, this helps (beware sounds):
http://www.flamjam.com/spank/
And in case you need to be educated on the TRUE nature of the universe, ID is just the beginning...
http://www.intelligent-forces.com/

Oh man. There's only supposed to be ONE Brandon per blog. You, sir, will have to change your name. :P

Hope your allergies are all better. Take it easy.

http://www.jibjab.com/JokeBox/JokeBox_JJOrig.aspx?movieid=65

http://www.jibjab.com/JokeBox/JokeBox_JJOrig.aspx?movieid=65

It's disturbing how many links pop up when you search Google for:
parrot AND blender

Thanks for all the links guys, those are some gems!!!
Although I can't decide which is scarier, the parrot + blenders google search, or that Abel is giving love to John Mayer on this blog! :)

That pop vs soda thing is hilarious! I moved from a 'coke' region to a 'pop' region and get made fun of constantly for it. I end up getting real coke here a lot more often cause no one asks me 'what kind' like they do in the south.

The Bush/Kerry video made me spit out my Coke. Did Kerry really get 3 purple hearts? Holy shit!

Brandon, I fear for the sanity of your monkeys. :P

I love Cat and Girl now! Thanks! And that Grow game kept me busy for an hour.

You guys rock!

For all that ails you.

p.s. Do you keep making allusions to porn titles on purpose, or are you too young to get the reference? There was a whole generation of XXXX does XXXXX jokes.

p.s. Everyone knows you are supposed to eat frozen pizzas or hot dogs from the local convenience store after getting drunk.

Oh, how I miss the old days. : )

Kids waking up at 6am tend to discourage getting wasted and partying until the wee hours of the morning.

http://rathergood.com/looking/

I'm working on a remix for the SFN conference. Check it and stay supersexy.

Nick, you presenting at SFN? Is that your band?