The AGU has a revised policy statement on Human-induced climate change requires urgent action (h/t: everyone).
As with any serious item like this, people release comedy versions. RP Sr had a go and JC threw in her bit, and now Screaming Lord Monckton has had a go, at the home of Blog Science Comedy, WUWT. To paraphrase M’lud:
* Global warming isn’t happening
* But if it was, it would be great
But whilst risible, he wins no points for originality: that kind of stuff is old hat.
So, I proudly announce (don’t let me down now) the Stoat Competition of the Month (ta da!): in your own words (but not to exceed a paragraph or two) just what should Monckton’s statement be? Points will be awarded for every septic talking point included, and deduc[t]ed for every truth you inadvertently include.
[The result: dorlomin (verdict: "easily") -W]