Quite some time ago I re wrote the Dada article on wiki to be more in the spirit of the movement. It didn’t last long. My thoughts were irrestistably drawn to that when I saw a can climate count global How lay on skeptic’s view warming (“thanks” R) at WUWT; here I present a translation that makes more sense than the original, a sort of anti-Dadaist art, if you will.

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  1. #1 Lars Karlsson

    This reminds me that I haven’t seen any disemvowelments for a long while.

  2. #2 Kevin O'Neill

    …For some there is no stopping
    Most stop or get a style
    When they stop they make
    a convention
    That is their end…

    From For Richard Mutt, by C. Demuth, Blindman No. 2

  3. #3 BBD

    Or alternatively:

    Lager lager lager lager
    Lager lager lager lager
    Lager lager lager
    Mega mega white thing
    Mega mega white thing
    Mega mega white thing
    Mega mega
    Shouting lager lager lager lager
    Mega mega white thing
    Mega mega white thing
    So many things to see and do
    In the tube hole true

    With apologies to Underworld.

  4. #4 boris

    bbd: no cold, cold, warm, warmer, hahaha, dada
    funny funny funny bunny
    sun warm carbon not hahaha
    nobel ice cold hooooohooooo

  5. #5 BBD


  6. #7 Hank Roberts

    [They missed some of the best, early ones. Of those listed

    Slowly edit warred over several years to include it in itself despite the guidelines saying otherwise.

    sounds best -W]

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