Quite some time ago I re wrote the Dada article on wiki to be more in the spirit of the movement. It didn't last long. My thoughts were irrestistably drawn to that when I saw a can climate count global How lay on skeptic’s view warming ("thanks" R) at WUWT; here I present a translation that makes more sense than the original, a sort of anti-Dadaist art, if you will.

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This reminds me that I haven't seen any disemvowelments for a long while.

By Lars Karlsson (not verified) on 30 Nov 2013 #permalink

...For some there is no stopping
Most stop or get a style
When they stop they make
a convention
That is their end...

From For Richard Mutt, by C. Demuth, Blindman No. 2

By Kevin O'Neill (not verified) on 30 Nov 2013 #permalink

Or alternatively:

Lager lager lager lager
Lager lager lager lager
Lager lager lager
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
So many things to see and do
In the tube hole true

With apologies to Underworld.

bbd: no cold, cold, warm, warmer, hahaha, dada
funny funny funny bunny
sun warm carbon not hahaha
nobel ice cold hooooohooooo