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From the "Where Do They Find the Time" Dept, via Clive Thompson's collision detection:
This is just excellent - the Bible in LOLcatese. Favorite extract - Job 1.
The standard commercial library citation tools, Web of Science (including their newish Proceedings product) and Scopus, have always been a bit iffy for computer science.
[Scene: Dinner at Chateau SteelyPips. DADDY is starting to say something about his day at work, when STEELYKID interrupts.] STEELYKID: If you eat too many hot dogs, you'll turn into a hot dog!