Lott of the Rings

And, from the surely-it-can't-get-any-weirder department: After John Lott made people promise not to reveal the questions in his new survey, Mary Rosh posted the questions from the new survey to Usenet. I'm imagining it went something like this:

Lott:
Nasty tricksy bloggers. We hates them, we hates them all.
Rosh:
No, some bloggers are nice. It's Lindgren we hates. He hurts us with his cruel report.
Lott:
I'll show them with my Precious survey questions. Keep them secret, we can escape, even from Lambert, eh? Grow strong, eat fish every day.
Rosh:
No, we should post survey questions. Bloggers see we be good, good as fish.
Lott:
But He will see, He will know, must keep Precious secret!
Rosh:
[posts survey questions]
Lott:
Nooo! My Precious!!
Tags

More like this

If you don't know who Mary Rosh is, you might want to read "The Mystery of Mary Rosh". Also of interest might be the blog post that unmasked Mary, and the latest Mary Rosh news. [Editor's note: Most of these postings were made to Usenet. Some were made to comment sections on blogs, two are…
Via Patterico I find that Howard Kurtz has reported on Hiltzik's use of a sock puppet: The Los Angeles Times suspended the blog of one of its top columnists last night, saying he violated the paper's policy by posting derogatory comments under an assumed name. It's good to see the paper taking…
In the Washington Post article Lott says: "I probably shouldn't have done it---I know I shouldn't have done it ---but it's hard to think of any big advantage I got except to be able to comment fictitiously," Well, I can think of one. Last January, the New York Post drafted an…
Lott's responses to Michelle Malkin's op-ed are in a fixed-width font, while my comments on his response are in italics like this. Lott's responses were downloaded on 25 April 2005. Below is Malkin's op-ed with commentary by me (my comments are indented and in italics and start…