An inspired bit from Bill Maher last night:
New Rule: For Halloween this year, President Bush has to dress up as either an Indian or a cop. This past week he dressed up as a construction worker for a photo op at a housebuilding project. We've seen him as the navy man landing on the ship. And of course we've seen his cowboy outfit. For a guy who's anti-gay, he sure spends a lot of time dressed up like the Village People.
Brilliant.
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NBA commissioner David Stern has imposed a dress code on all NBA players. If they're on the bench but not in uniform, they must wear a sportcoat and dress shoes.
In NYC, the going fashion seems to be for the men to dress up as bumblebees (they walk around in suits and ties with the bouncing bee eyes mounted on slender springs on their heads), while the women all dress up as lampshades in red and black.
I get an astonishing amount of comment-spam, nominally about dresses - wedding dresses, prom dresses, square dresses and how to fold them, and so on. None of it ever appears so I don't know why they bother, but simply deleting it all from my email queue is becoming ever more tedious.
Man, that's fantastic. I missed Real Time this week as I had some friend's over. Last week's with Andrew Sullivan and Rushdie was fantastic too, even if he did have a talentless hack and complete idiot like Ben Affleck on the pannel as well, and an even bigger moron like Anne Colter for the interview.