Leave it to the Worldnutdaily to report things like this:
Amid the aftermath of the Palestinian suicide attack today that killed nine comes news of a miracle as a rabbi's life reportedly was spared when a book of Psalms held in a pocket next to his heart was ripped in two by a piece of shrapnel.
When I see things like this, I'm always reminded of the old Woody Allen bit about the guy who carried a bullet in his shirt pocket that his grandfather had brought back from WW1. One day he's walking past a hotel and a guy throws a Gideon Bible out a 20th story window and it hits the man right in the chest. If it wasn't for that bullet...
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There were a couple of things that bothered me about the MythBusters' myth where they fired bullets in the air. The myth was that a bullet fired in the air could kill you. The first problem is that it is not a myth.
There's a question that gets posed toward the beginning of intro physics classes to gauge the students' understanding of acceleration. If you fire a bullet horizontally while at the same instant dropping a bullet from the same height, which hits the ground first?
If you didn't catch the latest MythBusters (yeah! new episodes), they did something straight from the physics textbooks. Just about every text has this example of shooting a bullet horizontally and dropping a bullet from the same height.
Terry Pratchett, Jingo
Just like the miners in West Virginia. One minute it is a series of miracle, the next they only get one miracle. I wish I would have thought of this in grade school.
Mom: Why did you get this 'D+'?
Me: God didn't want to grant a miracle today.
Mom: Oh, bless your heart!
I bet all of the people killed by the bomb and thanking whatever god may be for that miracle. I bet they are honored just for being near such a glorious occurance.
Oh man, believe it or not I've never heard that Woody Allen bit before. That's gold. Whenever I think of Gideon bibles, though, I can't help but think of one of my favorite Bill Hicks routines. I'm paraphrasing of course, but you know exactly the bit I mean: "Who are the Gidons? Have you ever seen one? What are they, ninjas?! I'm going to capture a Gideon, call down to the front desk: "Hello, I don't seem to have a bible..."
The Worldnet Daily piece is of course laughable. Sure, nine people died. But apparently God wanted them to die. See, if only they had been carrying around bibles in their pockets they would have been A-OK.
Does Worldnet Daily publish anything worthwhile? I admit I happen to like Neil Boortz quite a lot, and I know he has a semi-regular column in said paper, which I don't actually read. Is it just in matters of science and religion that Worldnet Daily is so ignorant? Or does that awful level of "journalism" permeate the entire paper?
It is for precisely this reason that I carry copies of [i]Origin of Species[/i] in each hip pocket -- just in case. Yet, for some reason, nobody wants to pop a cap in my ass.
This yields a rather testable hypothesis. I propose we take a group of people representing each religion, as well as an atheist control group. In each group, we place the appropriate holy text in a shirt pocket (each text being printed in the correct typeface to yield equal sized books), and a randomly selected secular novel for control group. Next, we fire some shrapnel at each group. We then take the ratio of shrapnel embedded in flesh to srapnel stopped by the books, and compare each group. Whichever book catches the most shrapnel is declared the correct religion.
Get the Templeton people on the phone!
Wow. Ya suppose the families of the nine dead people are impressed too?