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Ha, well, not nearly the soap opera that is the "University of East Anglia" emails, but fun to watch, nonetheless. A letter from American Physical Society president Cherry Murray:
Science Fiction Writers of the world! Unite, and invade Nature!
A comment I made at a meeting yesterday that I think is worth reproducing out of context:
A big part of making it from junior faculty to tenure is deciding which bits of unsolicited contradictory advice you're going to ignore.
Sometimes a kid grabs the colored pencils and ends up with a picture of an octopus.