"Scott Speicher's Body Was Never Missing, and Other Musings...

... Over the Dead."

"Hey, you can be so stupid sometimes," chimed in another of the guys. "That's a monkey tooth. I'm sure of it. Of course, how would you know, since you've never been close to a monkey!"

At Quiche Moraine

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