If you really believe in yourself, you can do anything.

As long as "anything" includes being a total dumb-ass:

Hat tip: Ana

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So…not all Texans are dumbass crackers. It's good to be reassured about that now and then.
Or, at least, it may not be "protected" speech.
Think about that. Cuts are almost always regressive. Taxes can be progressive. But not in Minnesota, because of our dumb-ass governor.
According to a recent poll, the vast majority of Americans think that the Teabaggers are ignorant racist dumb-asses.