What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?

It's the middle of a long holiday weekend (well, here in the U.S., anyway). What better time to do a silly Internet quiz to pass the time while waiting to round? (Yes, I'm working all weekend.)


What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?


You will be smothered under a rug. You're a little anti-social, and may want to start gaining new social skills by making prank phone calls.
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Hmmm. Sounds about right.

I wonder what horrible Edward Gorey way others will die...

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You will sink in a mire. You like to think you're normal, but deep down you really just want to strip off your clothes and roll around in chicken fat.

You will be sucked dry by a leech. I'd stay away from swimming holes, and stick to good old cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when your toe scrapes the bottom.

I will drink too much gin and die. Funny thing is, I actually like gin.

I am likewise smothered under a rug.

By Samantha Vimes (not verified) on 29 May 2006 #permalink

Also smothered by a rug. Do you suppose it's some sort of oncologist thing?

"You will swallow some tacks. You are a little weird, maybe not so much in a good way. Buy a yellow tie and wear it on your head."

Ouch!

I'm not an oncologist, and I got that one, as well.

Maybe it's some sort of geekish thing. I'm certainly geeky enough....

I got the T is for Thomas who swallowed some tacks as well. I happen to like black and green, wear a reasonable amount of black, and hate being in crowded situations with people i know i won't like. And yet apparently only 4% of respondents received that answer. I don't consider myself that weird.