Weekend YouTubes from Hell: Words cannot describe this one

Four words: David Hasselhoff music video.

Oh, the pain, the pain.

Of course, even Hassel the Hoff may not be able to "top" this YouTube video from hell:

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At this point I refuse to believe that he actually takes himself seriously. But given the cashish he's earned from Baywatch, which he owns outright, he could be a bit sharper than he appears at first glance.

Having said that, GET OUT OF MY CAR!!!

Is this some kind of research project about pain receptors in the auditory/visual cortex, or some plot by the heretofore unknown Video-Zombie?

I could have sworn the girls were about to sing "I know you're gay" instead of "I know your game."