Be afraid, be very afraid...

...EneMan thinks he's "too sexy":

Unfortunately, someone else is claiming EneMan as her mascot:

We can't have that. Remember, EneMan has been this blogs mascot since December 2004. Maybe he's getting restless because he hasn't been featured very often the last couple of years. I wonder if I should remedy that...

More like this

This is indeed awful.

Now we're all going to want one.

I do love the eneman, I really, really do. (Its not just the flexeril talking, I swear...)

EneMan's Holiday Special!
all that turkey got you jammed up ?
EneMan to the rescue!
too much cheese log and not enough green bean casserole?
EneMan to the rescue!

Here comes EneMan at the RUN!