Well, well, well, well...look who's a pharma shill now!

Because of my stands against dubious medical "therapies" and outright quackery and for science- and evidence-based medicine, I have been the frequent target of what I've come to call the "pharma shill gambit." It's a pretty stupid and common ad hominem attack in which the attacker, virtually always an advocate of "complementary and alternative medicine" (CAM) tries to smear those of us who argue against pseudoscience and for science-based medicine as being hopelessly in the pocket of big pharma to the point where we make the statements we do because we're "shills" for the drug companies. Personally, although I did receive a couple of payments back in the mid-1990s for an invention my thesis advisor and I came up with, nothing ever came of it. Consequently, since then I've been so utterly free from pharma filthy lucre that when I have to state my disclosures at talks I frequently joke that I have no disclosures because no drug company finds my research sufficiently interesting or potentially profitable to bother with it. Not that that stops the woo-friendly trolls who sometimes come through here shouting "pharma shill"!

Well, look who's a shill for big pharma now. No, it's not any of the obvious targets. In fact, it's one of Oprah Winfrey's favorite guests. It all involves a company called RealAge, which offers an online quiz and calculates your "real age" based on your demographic factors, habits, and health history:

According to RealAge, more than 27 million people have taken the test, which asks 150 or so questions about lifestyle and family history to assign a "biological age," how young or old your habits make you. Then, RealAge makes recommendations on how to get "younger," like taking multivitamins, eating breakfast and flossing your teeth. Nine million of those people have signed up to become RealAge members.

But while RealAge promotes better living through nonmedical solutions, the site makes its money by selling better living through drugs.

Pharmaceutical companies pay RealAge to compile test results of RealAge members and send them marketing messages by e-mail. The drug companies can even use RealAge answers to find people who show symptoms of a disease -- and begin sending them messages about it even before the people have received a diagnosis from their doctors.

While few people would fill out a detailed questionnaire about their health and hand it over to a drug company looking for suggestions for new medications, that is essentially what RealAge is doing.

Well, well, well, well, well. Isn't that interesting? "America's Doctor," friend to Oprah, and that die-hard supporter of CAM and "integrative medicine" who recently testified in front of Senator Tom Harkin's committee about how the U.S. needs to "integrate" more woo into its medicine is shilling for a company that gathers health care information about its members from its surveys and serves as a middle man for the targeted distribution of big pharma advertisements designed to sell them the latest and greatest pill! His picture is even right there on the front page of the RealAge website! Moreover, RealAge appears to be playing it--shall we say?--coy when it comes to informing its members about its relationship with big pharma:

Whether they are attracted by Dr. Oz's appeal or by the ads all over the Internet for the test, people come to the site, then provide an e-mail address to take it. They are asked throughout the test if they would like a free RealAge membership. If people answer yes to any of the prompts, they become RealAge members, and their test results go into a marketing database.

RealAge allows drug companies to send e-mail messages based on those test results. It acts as a clearinghouse for drug companies, including Pfizer, Novartis and GlaxoSmithKline, allowing them to use almost any combination of answers from the test to find people to market to, including whether someone is taking antidepressants, how sexually active they are and even if their marriage is happy.

RealAge sends the selected recipients a series of e-mail messages about a condition they might have, usually sponsored by a drug company that sells a medication for that condition.

Here's more:

RealAge's privacy policy does not specifically address the firm's relationship with drug companies, but does state, in part, "we will share your personal data with third parties to fulfill the services that you have asked us to provide to you," and it adds test results to its database only when respondents become RealAge members. Some critics, however, charge that consumers do not have enough information when they join.

Worse, RealAge acts as a clearinghouse, sending these e-mails from its servers using its own e-mail address. True, it appears that no identifiable information is used other than e-mail addresses, but I can't help but grudgingly admire the chutzpah of Dr. Oz going on and on about "natural" lifestyle solutions while at the same time he's the front man for a company that in essence works as a paid agent of big pharma to sell advertising for prescription drugs.

I wonder what Oprah will do when she finds out about this. By promoting Mehmet Oz, she's been helping to promote big pharma. I wonder if Jenny McCarthy knows. Some of these drug companies make vaccines, after all.

While I wait for the fallout (if any, given how much CAMsters can ignore the depredations of their own), excuse me while I go and buy a new irony meter.

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Let me get that straight, I can provide any email, and the email gets targeted spam for their supposed medical ailments? Like my 70 year old pastor with the STD risk, and the MADD chairwoman with the liver issues? Weight loss advice to the anorexia group? The endless possibilities ...

Ah well, you see he will be innocent because he didn't know about this. This is in fact more evidence of how sneaky big pharma is.

I will look forward to his nopology.

By Ricahrd Eis (not verified) on 26 Mar 2009 #permalink

... excuse me while I go and buy a new irony meter.

Dude, mine broke while pegged and I still use it. Oddly, it's accurate most of the time.

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But for dangerously highly levels of irony, the pressure of the incoming irony pushes the mirror out of the way, so it continues straight through, falling on the opposite wall of ironiumy, which isn't affected. The sensitive measuring electronics do not get even a glimpse of the powerful weapons-grade irony which destroys all other meters.

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I predict that the response (if any) of Oprah and her naturalistic minions will be along the lines of "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain; pay attention to him when he's out here on stage, instead."

Dr. Oz is well named indeed!

~David D.G.

By David D.G. (not verified) on 26 Mar 2009 #permalink

blf - that is a hoot! LMAO!!!!!

Blf, please, tell me more! Where can I purchase one of these wonderful IronMeasure-Protect-o-Magics? I would be willing to pay $2x. Is this a limited-time offer?

By JustaTech (not verified) on 26 Mar 2009 #permalink

It's a pretty stupid and common ad hominem attack in which the attacker, virtually always an advocate of "complementary and alternative medicine" (CAM) tries to smear those of us who argue against pseudoscience and for science-based medicine as being hopelessly in the pocket of big pharma to the point where we make the statements we do because we're "shills" for the drug companies.

And it can be vastly amusing, too.

I had no end of fun last year when some newbie came to MHA and immediately tried the PHG on me. Whereupon I suggested that he put his money where his mouth was [1]. Since he was so certain that I was posting for pay, I would make all of my financial records for the prior five years available to a certified accountant, along with $5K -- as long as he also ponied up $5K, with the accountant to decide whether I was receiving income from anyone other than my official employer(s) in the electronics industry. Whereupon he would get his money back, plus mine, minus the accountant's fee.

Easy money for him, plus actual vindication! Truly a Deal With No Downside. Right?

The amount of squirming, diversion, and tapdancing was a true wonder to behold. SOB finally crawled off and hasn't posted since. One of the regulars who actually is spamming the group is back again with his "paid to post" claim, so maybe I'll do it again.

[1] Come to think of it, would you touch money after it had been there?

By D. C. Sessions (not verified) on 26 Mar 2009 #permalink

Certainly take the money! Wear surgical gloves until exposing said cash to a bit of hydrogen peroxide vapors (sterilize but not destroy).

Not only that, they carefully designed it so that you have to give them an e-mail address that you can access to get your results. So unless you're willing to set up a new account just for this, they'll definitely be able to spam your real e-mail account.
I know this because I tried to take the test now just for a laugh and it insists on e-mailing your results to you. I guess now I'll never know my "Real Age"! :(

They questions they ask you are freaking absurd too. Along the lines of Do you drink and Drive, do your friends and family drink and drive? etc.

I've got to say, that business model is as clever as it is evil, and at least twice as shameless.

So unless you're willing to set up a new account just for this, they'll definitely be able to spam your real e-mail account.

One of the handy benefits of owning your own domain and running your own mail server, eh?

By D. C. Sessions (not verified) on 26 Mar 2009 #permalink

The IronMeasure-Protect-o-Magic⢠is way over-engineered. To protect my Radio Shack irony meter in a strong irony field, i merely removed my tin foil hat and place it over the meter whilst doing my measurements.

By grasshopper (not verified) on 26 Mar 2009 #permalink

So unless you're willing to set up a new account just for this, they'll definitely be able to spam your real e-mail account.

Hail the Mailinator.

By Stagyar zil Doggo (not verified) on 26 Mar 2009 #permalink

"It all involves a company called RealAge, which offers an online quiz and calculates your "real age" based on your demographic factors, habits, and health history"

Oh, hey, it's Wii Fit

Lucky you DC Sessions. :) Nice one, Stagyar zil Doggo! I'm going to get a lot of use out of that site, thanks!

Is is true you can now get Irony Meters with USB? I've heard they can log the source of the irony to a database at the CDC. That's cool.

I've always found the Pharma Shill Gambit especially weird since the SCAM practitioners are usually selling the very thing they are talking up. I guess only indirect profit is a sin.

I had a doctor who boasted about being a pharma shill. Of course, it sounded so much better when he phrased it as being such an expert about the drugs in his specialty that drug companies would pay him to talk to other doctors about them. I think it was even in the standard phone message you got when you called his office and the receptionist was off duty.

In my case, he didn't seem to know the difference between symptoms of overdose vs. a new medical condition, but I'm sure the company was happy his answer was to prescribe their latest drug to alleviate those symptoms. (Which actually made it worse.) He was very adept at countering skepticism based on negative findings in non-industry funded studies.

I guess he's the exception that proves the rule, the way a "No Parking Here to Corner" sign indicates you can park on the block up to the sign. There really aren't that many pharma shills, and they're not exactly sneaky about it.

As one who has hired Big Pharma shills, I can tell you there are all kinds of physicians, the vast majority very ethical, some not so much. Interventional cardiology grew from nothing to a key procedure over 10-15 years because of the partnership between industry and cardiologists (and interventional radiologists).

By the way, I'm glad this website constantly points out the Big CAM shills out there. I am trying to find a way to compare revenues and profits of Big CAM vs. Big Pharma. Unfortunately, it's too complicated, so if anyone knows of a way, I'd love it.

I wonder how long it'll be before they start selling their data to insurance companies in order to provide evidence of preexisting conditions.