...then how come there are so many believers in homeopathy?
Truly, a scientific mystery...
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He's ba-ack.
Has it really only been two weeks? A mere two weeks since everybody's favorite advocate of The One Quackery to Rule Them All promised the woo-friendly readers of the "health" section of that wretched hive of scum and quackery, The Huffington Post that he would "provide further specific…
Damn you, PZ!
Not only are you muscling into my territory (what, aren't creationism and atheism enough?), but you had to subject me to the most mind-numbing example of why homeopaths are the most clueless purveyors of pseudoscience there are! Behold, Dr. Charlene Werner, an optometrist (apparently…
Homeopathy remains the perfect quackery because it is nothing but water. Even homeopaths seem to recognize this implicitly. If they did not, then there would be no need for all the mental mastubation they engage in to imbue their magic water with "memory," such that, as Tim Minchin so famously put…
I've never been able to understand advocates of homeopathy. I just have difficulty understanding how otherwise intelligent people can fall for the bad science, the logical fallacies, and the magical thinking necessary to believe that homeopathy is anything other than glorified water, an elaborate,…
Someone ought to tell the stick figures that their solution would act as a contraceptive...
I'd make a joke here about how water would definitely remember if any of my semen was in it, no matter the dilution, but I am above that.
Considering that pregnancy was once known as "sick with child," shouldn't a homeopathic solution of semen be the cure for pregnancy?
Fun fact: some homeopaths actually offer homeopathic contraception. The favored treatment appears to be natrum muriatricum (dilution of SODIUM CHLORIDE).
So even if belief in homeopathy were something that could be selected for (*grumble*), I suspect the failure of homeopathic contraception would help offset the failure of homeopathic fertility aids (including homeopathic insemination). :-P
The best part of that comic is the alt text: "Dear editors of Homeopathy Monthly: I have two small corrections with your July issue. One, it is spelled "echinacea,' and two, homeopathic medicines are no better than placebos and your entire magazine is a sham."
XKCD won my heart with this comic some time ago: http://xkcd.com/385/
Of course, this one rocks too: http://xkcd.com/435/
The best part of that comic is the alt text: "Dear editors of Homeopathy Monthly: I have two small corrections with your July issue. One, it is spelled "echinacea,' and two, homeopathic medicines are no better than placebos and your entire magazine is a sham."
XKCD won my heart with this comic some time ago: http://xkcd.com/385/
Of course, this one rocks too: http://xkcd.com/435/ (I think PZ might be in there...)
Aah, sorry for the double post. Go ahead and delete one of them. I de-lurk to post for the very first time and I mess it up. Sheesh.
At first glance I wanted to say that homeopathic semen should be a powerful contraceptive or an abortifacient, but then I remembered that homeopathic provings are generally based on **swallowing** the test substance--so I'm not so sure anymore :-o
I wonder if there is something more to Samuel Hahnemann than we suspected?
"Liebchen, tonight we will perform one of mine Homeopathic provings!
"You mean thing where you treat my nausea by giving me **more** of what makes me nauseous? Great...
"Ja, und now less is more! The smaller the dose, the more **powerful** it is!!!"
"Right, the smaller the better. More powerful. MmmHmm... What ever you say dear. You just keep thinking that... I'll be thinking of England, or something, maybe beige, yes, I'll paint the ceilings in beige...
"...then how come there are so many believers in homeopathy?"
Because they are very well-hydrated.
That could be a very... interesting... proving. Depending on how the samples were provided.
And here was me, thinking to share the link to this cartoon on the previous thread about homeopathy, only to be beaten to the punch(line).
Hm. Belief in homeopathy being a transmissible disease, it should be under selection to make it less dangerous to infectees.
I guess the predction here would be that homeopaths become less adverse to combine homeopathy with medicine as time goes by?
I believe homeopathy is a transmissible disease...
I also wonder if the water I drink every morning used to be part of Jesus' urine. That could explain why it makes me feel so good. Or it could be the coffee that I add to the water. hmm.
It IS selected for once it's established.
If you believe in homeopathy, the placebo effect is stronger and you're more likely to survive.
Nice turkey baster.
What's funny is that this comic doesn't even truly encompass how ridiculous homeopathy is. A 30x dilution is a homeopath's placebo. That semen needs to be diluted 10030x to have any real effect!
@5, 6, 7: how on Earth could you forget http://xkcd.com/285/ ?
how on Earth could you forget http://xkcd.com/386/ ?
Something I've wondered about: Could anomalies in conception have been an inspiration of homeopathy? There are enough anecdotes about women get pregnant despite "withdrawal" and other measures to establish that sperm can fertilize an egg even in minimal concentrations. So, it seems conceivable that homeopathy could have been arrived at on the assumption that any substance could have similar properties.
Andreas Johansson:
It's been suggested previously that homeopathy is the culmination of woo evolving to have less effect and thus less side-effect, but this doesn't seem to jibe with the continued use of black salve or the rise of chelation therapy.
Actually, the "succusion" (vigorous shaking of the medicine in the liquid) may be equivalent to "in and out" shaking. It may be that lovemaking is the potentization of sperm. It seems that homeopathy IS in our DNA.
Perhaps skeptics are the result of having mothers and/or fathers that just stuck it in and didn't succuss (because they did not believe in shaking). Explains a lot...
The guy in the cartoon only has a single flask, so presumably he used the Korsakov method:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen_Korsakov