I have found the Lord. I pray that I won't have to witness him "speaking", though.
Thank van Kempen for leading me to my salvation.
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Kibble: $10; Rhinestone collar: $30; Seeing Jesus appear on you dog's ass: priceless!
That is one of the most genius things I've ever seen. I almost thought it was a photoshop trick, it looks too "good".
Ah, you did not realize the full meaning of this yet...
Truly classic. The Jesus freaks are gonna go insane if the dog ever gets dysentery. I can just hear the cries of stigmata!
And I thought my 13-y.o. terrier mix was special 'cause he has such cute "butt spirals" on his posterior....
Praise Jebus! It's a marricle!
Hagios pneuma: holy spirit? or holy wind!
Reminds me of a bit in the first episode of Family Dog, about a minute and fifty seconds in.
Oh. My. Dog. Yikes!
Unprompted, I thought "The Apotheosis of George Bush," atrib. Tiepolo. Certainly a shithead on the rise!
My Dog is an Awesome Dog.
You're welcome.
I can't stop snickering...thekeez
Cmmnts nw pn: http://pzmyrsxpsd.blgspt.cm/. Lt m hv t, kds!
Jason,
Butt out. Or in, if you prefer. Butt not here.
So, Jinxy, what's with this Daddy figure issues you have?
I hope the poor dear doesn't end up on Ebay!
Hey whattaya know, if you disemvowel the URL for Jinx's cyberstalking site, it links to something called 'Agoga.com'!
It is utterly amazing that another human being has a blog devoted to PZ. It sounds almost pornographic----PZ Myers exposed!
Perhaps this Jason fellow really does have a mancrush on PZ. It is one of the oddest things I've seen on the internet.
He actually believes he is providing some form of balance but in fact just keeps making himself look more and more silly. You can't make people like him up.
Jsn couldn't stand it if a thread about a religious asshole was about any other son of a bitch than him.
I've been getting a big kick out of the ytmnd site: they have a number of wonderfuly goofy bits on the madness that is evangelism. Christian Science Fiction:
http://christiantimemachine.ytmnd.com/
And, of course, the classic:
http://bookstoreathiest.ytmnd.com/
I wonder if anyone's tried to kiss this apparition of Jesus to see if it will cure them.
Went to Jason's PZ-phobic site a few seconds ago, and found a total of zero comments, after nearly a month. If you listened closely, you could hear the electronic tumbleweeds blowing across the page...
Any comments (if they ever come) are going to be moderated, we are informed in the latest post. I'll bet they are - let Jason "have it" and watch the memory hole open. Next thing you know, he'll be hiding from search engines...
My daughter saw this and said, "Hmm, now I know where holy crap comes from..."
Bokanovsky Process,
Since he fancies himself the anti-PZ, perhaps if we make snarky comments there he'll post them but take all the consonants out.
Idlemind - I had the honor, so to speak, of being the first commentor. We'll see if my contribution ever shows up.
Idlemind--that'd be cool. It would sound pretty much exactly like speaking in tongues.
What is up with this guy and his PZ sex site? I think PZ is alright but even though I'm a gay man I don't want to sex pose him! This Jason guy is a real sicko.
Is it just me, or does the ascending Jesus picture in the link have cloven hoofs?
This is really quite disgusting.
But it will be worth it if it means the end of this face-of-Jesus nonsense.
Where's the hate mail? A good half or more of the entertainment value of web sites like that is the page full of hate mail from folks whose minds have been broken by the content of the web site.
"Since he fancies himself the anti-PZ, perhaps if we make snarky comments there he'll post them but take all the consonants out."
idlemind wins! Jason is so predictable. Unfortunately, Bokanovsky Process's comment is undecipherable without the consonants.
Is THAT what it said? I thought it said "PZ Myer SEX POSED" - I was afraid to click on it for fear of explicit PZ photos!
aw drat - Tulle wrote it first!
"Disemconsonanted" just doesn't roll off the tongue like "Disemvoweled", does it?
I find it really appropriate that Jason would relate getbehindjesus with his own website. The two are now forever linked.
I could not stop myself from singing "Old MacDonald Had A Farm" when I read that post, though. Now I dare you to try.
Bokanovsky Process
Comments weren't enabled until today...they sure weren't enabled for the last month (or so) that I've been checking.
"J s n s j rk"
Makes perfect sense. After all, Dog spelled backwards is...
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic?
He wasn't sure if there really was a dog.
(runs away)
Dang, I just did a blog post on Pareidolia this morning, now I'm going to have to update.
I pray that I won't have to witness him "speaking", though.
I missed that in all the uproar. Now that, is funny!!!!!
I pray that I won't have to witness him "speaking", though.
hmm, makes me think that casting Jim Carrey as God was actually not too far fetched after all.
Now that's something that isn't going to make it on Cute Overload...
By coincidence, I'm reading this on Sunday morning, about 11am local time......
No, that's a hole-ee vision!