As we sober academics are fond of saying, "Squeeee!"
Now I can get my own Cephalopodmas tentacle loaded with chthonic Cephalopodmas carols. I'm definitely putting this on my Cephalopodmas list.
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Positively phallic, if you look at it one way...
Wouldn't that be Cephallic?
Although, I'm kind of disappointed in your lack of imagination, PZ. A tentacle from Architeuthis Dux could hold much more. ;-)
-Berlie
Sometimes a tentacle is just a tentacle.
` Mmm. I'd like to get my hands on a tentacle like that? Where do I get one?
` ...I have certain images of hentai going through my head, now....
Do you have a favorite Cephalopodmas Carrol?
My favorites:
1) I'm Dreaming of an Ink-black Cephalopodmas
2) Santa Squid is Coming to Town
3) O Cephalopod
4) Cthulhu: Chef of Man's Deep Fryer-ing
You could have an octopus wine aerator as a little stocking stuffer. They're actually quite cool looking!
http://www.wineenthusiast.com/E/details.asp?Ep=An/354+203//A/20191&uid=…
Wow -- if you can't tell the difference between a tentacle and a phallus, all I can say is you'd better avoid Gay Pride Day in R'Lyeh.
I showed that stocking pic to my kid and she was rather unimpressed. I have yet to convert the child to a worshipper of the Cephalopods. I am a terrible parent.
"Squidmas" is so much easier to pronounce.
And then you can sing, "It's beginning to look a lot like Squidmas / Tentacles in every store / But the Squiddiest sight to see is the nautiloid that will be / On your own front door."
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Cephalopodmas?
More like Cthulhumas. Those songs are hilarious.
Maybe I just have no ear for music, but those carolers don't sound half bad. So squee indeed. I think I need to get me that set as well.
Thank you for pointing this out. His very own Solstice Tentacle; my husband will be so thrilled.