Of course this is the result I'd get

What, can't you sleep either?

And the Laws of Nature are more more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules.

hmm... I scored as a cowboy (and I resent that somewhat) but I scored highest in adventure (that much I think is probably accurate).

I did also notice in the statistical analysis at the bottom of the page it showed me in the 99th percentile for ALL of the categories, so I'm not sure if that guy who was working on the Lost Tomb of Jesus was doing the analysis or what...

I scored as a cowboy (I kinda hoped for a knight or a ninja). Hmmm. The more laconic answers were a dead giveaway, I suppose.

I'm a cowboy. Also I scored more than 99% of my age group for ... everything. Think they have a bug there.

a Ninja
You scored 10 Honor, 1 Justice, 6 Adventure, and 6 Individuality!
You are a soldier of the night. You rely on no more than your cunning and your repuation to strike fear in the hearts of lord and peasant alike. You've a sense of honor, but one that comes from within, not imposed from outside.
Black clothes and shuriken for you. You're gonna do just fine.

Yeah. That sounds about right.

Viadd: On this blog we obey the law of thermodynamics!

A Cowboy.

You scored 5 Honor, 8 Justice, 7 Adventure, and 3 Individuality!

I scored 93% on Knightlyness but only 43% on Cowboiosity.

Sorta disappointing to get Enigma and a big question mark.

I think cowboy is the default - like dorid I scored higher than 99% on all categories.

a Ninja
You scored 7 Honor, 5 Justice, 6 Adventure, and 5 Individuality!

a Knight Captain
You scored 8 Honor, 9 Justice, 5 Adventure, and 1 Individuality!

Hmmm.

My score on The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test:

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a Ninja
(You scored 9 Honor, 4 Justice, 5 Adventure, and 4 Individuality!)

"You are a soldier of the night. You rely on no more than your cunning and your repuation to strike fear in the hearts of lord and peasant alike. You've a sense of honor, but one that comes from within, not imposed from outside.Black clothes and shuriken for you. You're gonna do just fine."

What! 9 on honor? 5 on adventure? This is an insult!

I must say, though, that a large proportion of the questions asks about situations I've never even remotely been in or even imagined. More importantly, some questions also depend on implicit assumptions -- I said I trust "the authorities" to help me, but I'm in Europe; if I were in the USA, maybe I wouldn't.

BTW, I scored over 99 % on everything. Something's wrong.

Oh, and the weapon question, the last one... why wasn't "a machine gun, a bulletproof vest, a helmet, and as much ammo as I can carry" an option?!? I took the cowboy option, but this way it doesn't get through what a coward I am.

Have you seen the spaghetti western Django? That's how to fight.

I scored "higher than 98%" in all things Ninja. You actually don't see this writing because, presently, I'm in the room behind you ready to dispense Ninja Justice.

As Ask a Ninja says, "I look forward to killing you soon!"

You scored 7 Honor, 5 Justice, 6 Adventure, and 5 Individuality!
You are a soldier of the night. You rely on no more than your cunning and your repuation to strike fear in the hearts of lord and peasant alike. You've a sense of honor, but one that comes from within, not imposed from outside.
Black clothes and shuriken for you. You're gonna do just fine.

"Dress flamboyant and look into a parrot"?????

Do they know who they are talking to? They are asking for trouble, telling a biologist to look into a parrot!

(Poor parrot.)

I too am a Ninja... Seems appropriate. :)

Rogue Ninja
(You scored 8 Honor, 4 Justice, 4 Adventure, and 7 Individuality!)

"You are as quiet as the wind, deadly as a viper and you follow no master. You are a Rogue Ninja. Let no one say you are without honor, lest they meet a quiet and questionable end.Dress as you like and keep your knives close. You'll do just fine"

thnk t s hlrs tht PZ cmprs hmslf t prt. Prts, wr, ftr ll, nt vry nc ppl.

[this is from one of those morphing trolls who previously called himself Doc Bill, Ulyanov, and various other pseudonyms. --pzm]

A Ninja:
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=14911521259611283941

Next question, how the heck did I end up scoring 9 honor and only 3 individuality?

I'm a knight. Damn, I wanted to be a cowboy! (Well, a cowgirl I guess).

a Pirate
You scored 5 Honor, 2 Justice, 6 Adventure, and 10 Individuality!

Arr matey. You may belive in honor, and justice, and you certainly have a sense of adventure. But mostly, you play by your own rules. Your code is your own and you are flexible in most situations.

Dress flamboyant and look into a parrot. I think you'll do fine.

Looks like there's different types for each:

A Pirate Raider
You scored 3 Honor, 2 Justice, 9 Adventure, and 9 Individuality!
More than just the usual swabbie, you demand not only the life at sea, free from landlubbers and their rules, but also you require adventure and excitement. You're happiest when the guns are blazing, the risk high, the outcome uncertain, but the chance for reward substantial. Your kind are welcomed as allies and feared as enemies.

Put on your wooden leg and hook. You'll do just fine!

BTW, I got 99 percentile in all categories too.

a Ninja

You scored 11 Honor, 3 Justice, 6 Adventure, and 3 Individuality!

You are a soldier of the night. You rely on no more than your cunning and your repuation to strike fear in the hearts of lord and peasant alike. You've a sense of honor, but one that comes from within, not imposed from outside.

Black clothes and shuriken for you. You're gonna do just fine.
Higher than 92% on Ninjinuity
Higher than 18% on Knightlyness
Higher than 36% on Cowboiosity
Higher than 11% on Piratical Bent

Not all that susprising, really.

Though, I'd have thought Id' be more knightly than Cowboious.

a Ninja

(You scored 12 Honor, 6 Justice, 2 Adventure, and 3 Individuality!)

Hmm...

Also I scored more than 99% of my age group for ... everything. Think they have a bug there

I think that that means that you're the first person in your age/gender group to take the test. Since there are no other data points, the scores for "everyone else" in your group are 0 so naturally your values are higher. At least that's my ninjatude guess as to what's going on with that.

a Ninja
You scored 14 Honor, 4 Justice, 2 Adventure, and 3 Individuality!

You scored higher than 99% on Ninjinuity
You scored higher than 99% on Knightlyness
You scored higher than 99% on Cowboiosity
You scored higher than 99% on Piratical Bent

I think that that means that you're the first person in your age/gender group to take the test.

I don't think that is it, I tried a bunch of different years for both genders and got that for all of them.

Roll me over and turn me around
Let me keep spinning 'til I hit the ground
Roll me over and set me free
A cowboy's life is the life for me

Pirate raider: 4 Honor, 4 Justice, 7 Adventure, and 8 Individuality

Although I think I'm a little closer to Usopp than Captain Jack Sparrow.

I got Rogue Ninja. "Dress as you like and keep your knives close. You'll do just fine."

Er, OK. I was doing that already. (Except for the knives bit.)

I tried a bunch of different years for both genders and got that for all of them.

Try repeating the test using one of the year/gender combintations you've already used. If you still get 99% in all catagories then I'll consider my initial hypothesis ruled out.

Ninja, of course! Like SlackerNinja.

Except I got 99% on the qualities too. I don't think that part is actually working.

Except for Slacker...

Appropriately enough, I scored (drumroll): Knight Captain ;-)

I also got 99% on all those silly categories, so I've no idea what that's about.

And what's with question #8? Every time I clicked there it took me to another page where it tried to match me with various people. Stupid dating sites....

Rogue Ninja

You scored 11 Honor, 3 Justice, 2 Adventure, and 7 Individuality!

You are as quiet as the wind, deadly as a viper and you follow no master. You are a Rogue Ninja. Let no one say you are without honor, lest they meet a quiet and questionable end.

Dress as you like and keep your knives close. You'll do just fine

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 92% on Ninjinuity
You scored higher than 15% on Knightlyness
You scored higher than 0% on Cowboiosity
You scored higher than 70% on Piratical Bent

Cowboys suck. ;)

I am pretty surprised to find that I am a Ninja!

"You scored 8 Honor, 4 Justice, 5 Adventure, and 6 Individuality!"

Hmmm.

Hmm. Ninja: 11 honor, 4 justice, 5 adventure and 3 individuality.

a Man with No Name
You scored 7 Honor, 4 Justice, 7 Adventure, and 5 Individuality!
It's one thing to be a gunslinger. It's another to wander into town, leave nothing but a trail of those who'd try your skill and take the town's gratitude and cash with you. Hero or villan? It's all in how you look at it and whose side you're on.
Cigar in your teeth and colt on your hip, you are ready to step into the hazy desert horizon. You'll do just fine.

Im 99%+ on all variables. (51 YO and male)

You scored higher than 99% on Ninjinuity

You scored higher than 99% on Knightlyness

You scored higher than 99% on Cowboiosity

You scored higher than 99% on Piratical Bent

Yay! I'm a ninja!

Didn't copy the results, but I did have a higher piratical bent than ninjanuity.

Pirate would've been fine, too.

"a Ninja Warlord
You scored 8 Honor, 7 Justice, 7 Adventure, and 1 Individuality!

Your name is but a rumor and story told to frighten children, but your swift and powerful commands leave entire cities in rubble. You are not just a ninja, but the sort that could lead a clan and a nation by the firmness of your honor, the strength of your conviction, and the will to carry your power into as yet unknown realms.

Muster your unseen army. You'll do just fine."

Unseen army, huh? I'm guessing that would be all the ninjas who posted here? Except the rogue ninjas, of course...

A Cowboy with No Name, but apparently well rounded.

You scored higher than 99% on Ninjinuity
You scored higher than 99% on Knightlyness
You scored higher than 99% on Cowboiosity
You scored higher than 99% on Piratical Bent

Not just any old Ninja, but a Rogue Ninja. And 99% for everything.

a Man with No Name
You scored 9 Honor, 2 Justice, 9 Adventure, and 3 Individuality!

My friend Raven would find this amusing, since she says I am sometimes too proper and not adventurish enough ... ;)

My score on The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test:

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a Ninja
(You scored 9 Honor, 4 Justice, 5 Adventure, and 4 Individuality!)

"You are a soldier of the night. You rely on no more than your cunning and your repuation to strike fear in the hearts of lord and peasant alike. You've a sense of honor, but one that comes from within, not imposed from outside.Black clothes and shuriken for you. You're gonna do just fine."

What! 9 on honor? 5 on adventure? This is an insult!

I must say, though, that a large proportion of the questions asks about situations I've never even remotely been in or even imagined. More importantly, some questions also depend on implicit assumptions -- I said I trust "the authorities" to help me, but I'm in Europe; if I were in the USA, maybe I wouldn't.

BTW, I scored over 99 % on everything. Something's wrong.

Oh, and the weapon question, the last one... why wasn't "a machine gun, a bulletproof vest, a helmet, and as much ammo as I can carry" an option?!? I took the cowboy option, but this way it doesn't get through what a coward I am.

Have you seen the spaghetti western Django? That's how to fight.