Maybe this is what I need to believe

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It's a Submissive Jesus figure — torture him by twisting his crown of thorns, and he'll promise you anything. At last, a godhead that actually responds!

(via the J-Walk Blog)

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Didn't we see this guy on 24?

Until they get the Submissive Buddha, Submissive Mohammed, etc., this is religious prejudice, don't you think?

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While we're on the subject, I think it might be funny to have a Dick Cheney Magic 8 Ball too. You ask him a question about civil liberties or open government, shake him up and turn him over, and he responds with a patented Cheney-type f-you answer.

Hmmm The Magic Dick-Ball.

*shake shake shake*

... wait ...

"I left the proof in my other pants."

Kseniya, don't spoil it for me. I've only been forced to watch the first three seasons of 24 so far.

Until they get the Submissive Buddha, Submissive Mohammed, etc., this is religious prejudice, don't you think?

Those wouldn't be playing up on their patented themes, however. Maybe they could make some M-80s in the shape of Mohammed (would probably trigger WW III, though...)

A Dawkins 8-ball would be hilarious

yeah, i'd pay for a Dawkins-ball.

*shake shake shake*
"You're bullshitting, and here are the 14 verifiable experiments that show why."

i <3 science.

Lepht