Whirled Nut Daily has announced that the Ark of the Covenant has been discovered and is going to be unveiled in Rome! I urge any of my Italian readers to close your eyes and don't look, because we all know what will happen when the Ark is opened.
You know this is serious—WND even illustrates their very scholarly article with a photo taken from the Indiana Jones movie.
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