You all recall Ray's amusing video in which he praises the 'design' of the banana, with it's pop-top for easy opening. Well, somebody watched how banana-opening experts, monkeys, peel bananas, and we've been doing it all wrong.
I just tried it, and it works. It's a revelation, and my life is changed forever. Praise be unto the wise monkey!
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