Bet you didn't know I'm the guy who talked the deity into using the horrifically inefficient and cruel process of evolution to create life on earth, didja?
The trick to maneuvering him into doing anything? Appeal to his vanity. The guy is definitely omninarcissistic.
(Psst. Notice that the deity's science advisor is wearing an "A" pin, and one of Lynn Fellman's sciency ties. Bad acting is no barrier to sneaky product placement!)
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