You only have a few days left…then you're going to DIE!

Last month, we were told that the Rapture was coming on 21 September. It didn't happen. You know that there must have been some little mistake in their calculations.

The prophets have double-checked their numbers and found the error, and fixed it. We now know without error the date of the end.

THE RAPTURE IS COMING ON 21 OCTOBER!!!!

Scurry and flee, everyone. They can't be wrong everytime, can they? This might be it.

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