
I'm on the cover of this month's Humanist magazine, and they're running the text of my humanist of the year acceptance speech.
So, if I wave this around, will it get me to the front of the line at all the hot, trendy, New York nightclubs?

I'm on the cover of this month's Humanist magazine, and they're running the text of my humanist of the year acceptance speech.
So, if I wave this around, will it get me to the front of the line at all the hot, trendy, New York nightclubs?