Lazy poll

This is a piddly little poll on a lame Christian web site, and it only has a few votes — it'll be a pushover. Give 'em a thrill and more votes than they've ever had before.

Are you good enough to get to heaven?

I don't believe in heaven or hell
71.8%
No, but I put my trust in Jesus Christ who promises to take away my sins and give me His righteousness
15.4%
Yes, I fully measure up to God's standard and have kept all His commandments
12.8%
I'm good enough in my sight, so I think God will let me in
0%
No, who is good enough?
0%

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