Homeopathic contraceptives

Of course! This would work! What do you need to prevent pregnancy? Why, an extract made from babies, of course — 100% pure organic Brazilian rainforest babies.

Unfortunately, it won't work for atheists, because you have to consume the babies homeopathically.

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