A tricky poll about chaplains

Some people in Australia are unhappy about the government paying to keep a useless mob of chaplains in the public schools — it's basically a sinecure to prop up the finances of way too many religious parasites. Anyway, there's a poll associated with the article.

Is there a place for chaplains in state schools?

Yes
42%

No
57%

It's a confusing question. Don't Australian schools have rubbish bins and toilets? Those are "places", after all.

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