I know you've been wondering about the answer to these questions: Does Poop Smell in Heaven? How about before the Fall? Now you can get answers.
The answers are:
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Nobody poops in heaven.
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If you're a young earth creationist, nobody may have pooped during creation week, but if they did, it didn't stink.
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If you are a theistic evolutionist, then poop did smell.
All I can infer from that is that the more godly and fundamentalist you are, the more likely you are to be constipated.
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