Aww, I missed the Creationist Conference in Portland

It's too bad, too, since I would have learned weeks ago who our ascended master was.

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It's Stephen Hawking, of course: "Most of you know who Stephen Hawking is, right? He talks through a computer and that makes him even more bizarre. People sit with their mouths open, taking it all in like this is the gospel from the ascended master. That's demonic!"

It's also a surprise to learn that creationists are also trying to build a 'life'-sized copy of Noah's Ark in the Pacific Northwest. This is the first I've heard of that…anyone know anything more?

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