The Florida legislature has just banned sex.
An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date.
At least there are a few loopholes. "It's alright, officer, she's judging my conformation and I'm studying for the NAVLE!"
Also, Disneyworld won't care. They suck the sex right out of everything, anyway.
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It was Faramir in The Lord of the Rings who described Frodo's task as "a hard doom and a hopeless errand".
I wonder if this new study was designed better than this one: