I cannot allow this to stand. Look here at the state of our progress in raising money for Camp Quest:
The craven horde — I've lost track of how many little goblins they've now recruited to combat my awesome and singular majesty — has narrowed my lead to a mere $1890. This is intolerable. It means I achieve only a crushing humiliation of my foes rather than absolute annihilation. Feed more money to the Pharyngula fund-raising machine. It is our destiny.
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