Only ugly people do math!

Wait, you mean that's not the message I should take from this product?

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I'm tempted to get one and hang it outside my office door, just to poke at all the mathematicians with offices on my hallway.

But then, I can afford to use it ironically. I haven't spent a lifetime having my abilities dismissed because of my sexual attractiveness.* It looks different when you view it that way.


*You must read that thread! When you see a comment that begins, "Gals, a little advice," you know you've hit the mother lode of mansplainin'.

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