Homeopathic birth control

I think this new birth control method will face the same problem they all do: the wacky abstinence-only crowd will reject it.

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But then I had a brilliant idea: instead of making it with a homeopathic dilution of fetuses, I'm going to market a birth control pill made homeopathically from astronomically well-diluted penises. I've always wanted to be a billionaire.

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