I think this new birth control method will face the same problem they all do: the wacky abstinence-only crowd will reject it.
But then I had a brilliant idea: instead of making it with a homeopathic dilution of fetuses, I'm going to market a birth control pill made homeopathically from astronomically well-diluted penises. I've always wanted to be a billionaire.
(Also on FtB)
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Will wonders never cease?
Yesterday, when I wrote about a death in Arizona caused by a homeopath doing liposuction, what amazed me the most was that homeopaths are licensed in Arizona
One of the biggest complaints from alternative medicine practitioners is that some vast cabal, presumably made up big pharma, the CDC, the NIH, the AMA, and "conventional" doctors, is "suppressing" alternative medicine.
Homeopathy is quackery. It can't be repeated often enough.